Wow...you know, I've studied the bible pretty extensively this past year and I can't say I ever saw THAT passage in there. "Thou shalt not push babies in strollers. Sinners with strollers shall be stoned on sight."
Isn't it a good feeling that God's little army is lurking around with peace signs around their necks, always willing to jump in at a moment's notice and put us back on the right path?
It is amazing how poor of a parent I am according to childless strangers.
I'm amazed you have carried him around for so long. My little dead weight of love has already made me feel about an inch shorter and I use satans stroller a lot.
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I'm really hoping the next panel features mother nature's big hairy leg with combat boot kicking lady behind you in the mouth.
Ha!, Lelo, good one!
Wow...you know, I've studied the bible pretty extensively this past year and I can't say I ever saw THAT passage in there. "Thou shalt not push babies in strollers. Sinners with strollers shall be stoned on sight."
Isn't it a good feeling that God's little army is lurking around with peace signs around their necks, always willing to jump in at a moment's notice and put us back on the right path?
Fucking moron.
Gotta love a stranger's two cents, huh?
Yes, Lelo! That'd be kick ass!!!!
That sounds like your first official mommy drive-by. They suck. You'll get quick with the comebacks though and then life gets to be even more fun! ;o)
It is amazing how poor of a parent I am according to childless strangers.
I'm amazed you have carried him around for so long. My little dead weight of love has already made me feel about an inch shorter and I use satans stroller a lot.
God really wants her to shut up, but she's disobedient.
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